moose titty

noun. This is simply a name for a 40 ouce beer and the brand beverage is of no importance. However, the cheaper the beer the better the titty gets. A good 40 ouce natural ice is usually a crowd favorite.
Amy, what are you drinking tonight? Well, Justin, back at home i always drink a good moose titty, they are my favorite because i feel so classy when i drink them. Momma and them made me a homemade coozie for it made from deer hide!
by jld2 February 27, 2009
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Moose Pussy

A.) A large, canyon like vaginal cleft, sometimes the result of copulation with a large rubber fist.

B.) The vagina of a moose, said to hold mystical powers upon retrieval
1. Damn! you could park a hummer in that bitch's moose pussy!

2. Justin: I wonder sometimes how people like bill gates do it

Matt: I know! He must have gotten a hold of some of that fabled moose pussy!
by kain432234 September 14, 2010
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Moose sex

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.
Man- "Sheila was wild last night!"

Man 2- "Was it Moose Sex?"

Man- "Hell Yeah!"
by winona August 13, 2005
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Moose Jacket

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
by ratface83 February 13, 2015
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