by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025
Get the Greek Microwavemug. Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017
Get the German Microwavemug. 1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
Get the I have a microwavemug. adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.
by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021
Get the Public Microwavemug. by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021
Get the baby microwavemug. A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
Get the Swedish Microwavemug. The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau
by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020
Get the Microwave solutionmug.