Massive Gay

A large gay is defined by, someone adopted from two gays.
Both gays are poor, have no friends, do drugs.
Hey John were you born?

I was born from two fags
You are massive gay
by End mii December 13, 2018
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Massive L

A severely overweight woman that exists out there. Beware, they are picky eaters and may make you waste upwards of $15000 on a relationship you do not want to be in.
No one likes Massive L
by Silverman133 March 31, 2023
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massive small

That penis is massive small
by Spandexrollerboots October 08, 2015
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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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Massive-Coatism

Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.

A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?

Mike: It's not that hot.

Josh: Mate, you're sweating.

Mike: I'm fine.

Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.

Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.

Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
by thebloodydamnguy September 09, 2020
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Joe Massive fartman

A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.
"Omg hes pulling a Joe Massive fartman"
"This iraqi is such a Joe Massive fartman"
by Nathanfarts2002 May 18, 2021
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massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.
Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.
by PowerMan60k December 04, 2016
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