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Kyle

Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
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Kyle

some guy who drinks Monster Energy Drinks and punches holes in dry walls
by MemeLord4063 June 26, 2019
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Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family
That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.
by Mr retard man October 2, 2019
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Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.
Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.
by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!
Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER
by Eim Gay September 22, 2019
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Kyle

You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.
by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019
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