double knocks

To be on tits

Aye that boy Damen be double knocks

by double knocks June 14, 2013

nerd knock

When two people wearing glasses knock them together while they are making out.

My girlfriend and I had quite a nerd knock going on during our Harry Potter movie marathon.

by toast123 April 23, 2013

bitch knock

when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.

In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Knock daddys

Big ass mother fucking titties!!

"Damn man, those are some big knockers"

"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"

by Mason Canadian March 9, 2009

Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 30, 2019

Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.

Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."

by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012