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goon-copter

A modern dance move created by a rather drunken sunflower.
Usually performed to filthy dubstep, but can be modified to suit any tune.

Anyone can do it, just drink the majority of a goon, and swing the near-empty sack above your head in a helicopter fashion.
He was so goon-drunk that he even whipped out the goon-copter!
by goon.love June 4, 2010
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goon fiesta

The continuous dropping of bodies between two (or more) opposing parties.
Everyone just dropped like flies, a fucking goon fiesta.
by Jewthulu July 4, 2016
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pang-goon

A penguin that has been turned into a thug due to losing its wife and children
I just got robbed by a pang-goon last time I went to Antarctica
by Hahbrothatslaps November 14, 2019
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goon trance

“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”

The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”

-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.
by burnt sox December 20, 2022
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gooned up

To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk
"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."

"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".

"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
by DericP June 11, 2008
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Goon pig

To have a preference towards drinking goon(a cheap casket wine). An extension of this is goon piging it up when your not a regular goon drinker and your low on funds so you decide to drink goon.
Your drinking goon again, you are a goon pig.

I got no cash we'll have to goon pig it up.
by Moses111 October 16, 2010
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Goon Foosball

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.
Why are you so drunk right now?

I just lost at "Goon Foosball"!
by HebrewHammer1234 July 25, 2010
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