Utica Face

A native of Utica, NY who exhibits an expresionless look of despair and emptiness, arising from having spent an entire lifetime in Utica. It is the expression of having lost all hope and the realization that they will never be able to get out of that awful city.

Are you bored and depressed, or is that just your Utica Face?

by Euorgos August 20, 2013

chopper face

the facail features of a person/organism that is extremely round, iron hot red and has a very high density of freckles normally coverying the whole surface area of the face.

Did you see that guy?? he had a massive chopper face

1st prize in the chopper challenge to chopper face in the front row

by skitelord May 26, 2009

Pocket Face

Pocket face is an indirect way of saying "you're a hoe". The deeper you get in the pocket, the sluttier you are.

She hooked up with 2 guys in one night? Pocket face or what?
Man. She is deep in the pocket.

by A&m April 16, 2014

cool face

The face you put on when in a troubling situation, eliciting a response of immediate dismissal by the subject of your trouble.

*sirens* *you pull over*
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
...
...
...
You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"

by Locus_Inferna February 8, 2009

Whorse face

WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face

Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!

by emthom07 June 23, 2010

Face-Stalk

To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.

see also facebook stalker

"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"

"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"

by thefacestalker April 26, 2009

line face

The expression you show after a dumb, or pointless joke.

Justin: HEY! What's the capitol of Thailand?
Danielle: What?
Justin: BANGKOK! *smacks crotch* *breaks out in fit of laughter*
Danielle: That joke doesn't work, I'm a girl.
Justin: Oh......
Danielle *line face*

by ROXEH May 16, 2008