eye goals

When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.

Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.

by tea lesbian June 15, 2019

Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent

Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"

by Lt 50 December 2, 2009

Vagina eyes

Being a massive g, usually called rick or clog or glogerick

Wow vagina eyes glog

by TopshaggerGLOG June 18, 2019

Gamer eye

A condition caused by a gamer that goes extended periods of time without blinking. This can cause dry, bloodshot eyes, as well as experiencing pain when one finally does blink.

I spent all night playing DOOM; now I've got gamer eye.

by Kastera1000 November 29, 2011

Wob Eye

Lazy eye, Squint

That girl would be a 10 if she didn't have that wob eye

by Mani25 January 7, 2012

eye tap

Checking out someone to the point that you imagined 'tapping that ass'.

Hey you see that Hottie?

Yeah, I already eye tapped that.

by Jzander July 4, 2007

eye squirrel

A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'

Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?

Yeah, they're huge!

by Slap mouth May 31, 2017