Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole

Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

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by CaRsOnDaLEGEND April 23, 2018

Ding single

This is a very bad person most likely a scammer and probably is involved with communism

Ding singles usually have the worst team in there fansty league

Yo I heard that kid is a ding single let's go rob him and ruin his fansty football team

by Brandon wojanh September 6, 2022

Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis

MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-ding

The sound of a microwave

Microwave:Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-ding

Guy: my food is done yay.

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicrowave January 23, 2021

anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014