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deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
by doodle1127 November 28, 2019
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Not Deer

The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.

Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.

If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.

If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 20, 2021
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Amaghi Deer

Amaghi Deer is an original species of deer made by me! They have freckles/small spots all over their body and bent horns. They always have one dark eye. Amaghi means unknown.
And yes, they are an open species. No, they are not a real species of deer.
Random Furry: What's your fursonas species?
Other Random Furry: It's an Amaghi Deer ^^
by .cLxUdY_bXnNyy. February 12, 2021
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Deering

Jumping around in rage during fight when you’re trying to prove a point because you have too much energy in your body.
Stop deering- Dude you’re deering right now.
by Magba June 15, 2022
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deer lakers

by Ladedade1505 May 5, 2016
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Antler Deer

A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.
Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.
by 36368876 September 28, 2022
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baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.
I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.
by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022
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