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by bigdaddychungus January 12, 2019

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Dhai Chungu

A crazy Asian Middle Aged Mother who is high on Weed but also smokes Newport or Capri Cigarettes. Often feeds her Sons Fat on purpose to make him become as Fat, Arrogant, and Violent like the North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un. Making everything look like North Korea or the slums of Asia with a Little Macau on the side. Often Gambles like crazy cries like a big fat baby when she loses in the Casino. Makes frugal and Hypocritical statements. Often Found Owning a restaurant while spending Thousands and Millions of Dollars on Slot Machines and Casinos. Dhai Chungus is the reason why Asian kids can’t get into Havard because their Mothers spent it all on Gambling, Marijuana, Cigarettes, Crack cocaine, and their actual Sons when they are high either a slot Machine or the Poker Dealer. This is why they should reproduce any children. They also make excuses and go to the Dollar store and will end up relying on Food Stamps and complain that other mothers should do the same. Love to fuck with their relatives because they are controlling Mothers rather than a Good and a positive Role Models.

Once there is an Angry mother, But she isn’t any ordinary Mom. She Fantasizes her Kids to become a dictator or in Jail. She is a bad gambling addict fin a neighborhood a couple hours away from a local Casino.

Angry Mother: Hey, Son I wanna go to the Casino like these kids are with Nintendo.
Unknown Relative: Why? I have stuff to do, I need to go to work Tomorrow.
Angry Mother: Fuck it, I’ll go to Cherokee Casino about 1 hour drive and spend it on my Real Son the Slot Machine.

*Unknown Relative Hangs up the Phone being annoyed*

Casino Host: Um, M’am, You spent $64,000 on this one Slot Machine. I’m gonna have go let you go. You’ve begged for $5,000 Free Play and we have a Policy against Compulsive Gambling Addicts like you.

Angry Mother: What the fuck did you say? Who are you Wynn’s Pet Bitch? Either You give me free play or I’ll shove this 40 oz up your ass!

*Casino Host calls the Security guard from the physical threat from Dhai Chungu*

Sexurity Guard: Right this way, We’re not only arresting you and sending you to The Court but we are banning you for our Establishment for 10 years for Threatening a Casino Host from Physical Violence upon our establishment.

*Dhai Chungu refusing to leave while hugging and holding a slot Machine like her actual Son*

*4 Security Guards beat her ass and forced-fully drag her worse than the United Flight Incident*

Random Guy : Holy shit, I’ve witnessed the best ass beating in my entire life. Fuck Yeah, Security guards in Casinos.

by Gwen Evans Machivelli July 21, 2021

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Angolan dick chungus

Angolan dick chungus is when you have sexual relations with an 81 year old of African heritage and put her in the corkscrew sex move/position, then, make sure you have at least 1.2 liters of human excrement, make sure that the old lady is almost dead until u release the load, leave the dead old lady for 2 days then put her over a fire and roast and u are left with cum chungus in her vaginal region, finally you can eat the old lady

Remember that time for thanksgiving we did the Angolan dick chungus instead of turkey

by Sealvester November 16, 2025

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