the hairy area between your thighs and balls, that smells like shit (even if you showered) and usually gets uncomfortably warm the quickest out of any body part
guy 1: dude, mark smells like fucking cow anus!
guy 2: bro he just showered, he probably needs to shave death’s valley
guy 1: whats death valley?
guy 2: death valley is that area between your thighs and balls that always smells like ass
guy 2: bro he just showered, he probably needs to shave death’s valley
guy 1: whats death valley?
guy 2: death valley is that area between your thighs and balls that always smells like ass
by guccisocklubewater August 9, 2021
Get the death valleymug. A period of unresponsiveness by a close friend to myriad questions and talking prompts often followed by prolific response to a randomly selected collection of said questions and prompts.
"I haven't heard from Derek in ages - I'm bracing for the stream of thoughts on the other side of the Joel Valley."
by The Mödling Watchman February 4, 2021
Get the Joel Valleymug. hope valley, a place where every man hopes to go.
(the valley between the buttocks of either sex, depending on your sexuality)
(the valley between the buttocks of either sex, depending on your sexuality)
Person 1: "Where'd you wanna go this gap year?"
Person 2: "Magaluf, with a visit to hope valley without a detour to shit creek if at all possible."
Person 2: "Magaluf, with a visit to hope valley without a detour to shit creek if at all possible."
by Victor Schmuck February 8, 2015
Get the hope valleymug. A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.
by Seth rocks June 1, 2006
Get the simi valleymug. An over-populated town/city that mooches off every other county in its region. If any insults are directed towards Southern California, Moreno Valley is literally the scapegoat. I always have to describe it as "a little more past Riverside."
Day Street is probably the only good place in Moreno Valley, but technically, Day Street is part of Riverside (city).
That are actually half-million dollar homes here, but of course, nobody can afford them. The only people who buy them are buying them as secondary property.
Day Street is probably the only good place in Moreno Valley, but technically, Day Street is part of Riverside (city).
That are actually half-million dollar homes here, but of course, nobody can afford them. The only people who buy them are buying them as secondary property.
by Dranakin August 31, 2004
Get the Moreno Valleymug. A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
by derain85 January 20, 2009
Get the Apple Valleymug. A small city located west of Yakima, Washington were only cool kids roam. Of course not scary cool kids.
Lucky for Cody he made a name for himself with his choice of location; West Valley, Washingtion. He'll forever be known as an awesome unfreightening Ram.
by Joeblowsteve January 24, 2011
Get the West Valleymug.