Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010

spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

Little Spoon

To be the person in a cuddle sesh who is 'in front'.

I want to be the little spoon.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

spoon rape

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.

WTF?? I've been spoon raped!

by He's the boxman September 28, 2006

Ghetto Spoons

A game in which the participants (usually white) venture to a neighborhood with dangerous connotations and a primarily African American population to engage in said game. To play, you must have a spoon on your person, hence the name "Ghetto Spoons". Once you are in the ideal neighborhood, or "Ghetto", and in possession of a spoon, you must pick a target. Your target must be a black male, the bigger and more intimidating the better, ideally one in a group of other black men. Once you have chosen your target, you should take your spoon and throw it at him while simultaneously yelling "Nigger!" as loud as possible, and clearly directed at your target. If you miss, you must retrieve the spoon.

Philip: Have you heard from Gerald? I haven't seen him at school for a few days.
Bob: Apparently he's in the hospital after playing Ghetto Spoons on Saturday.

by Dovahkiin_69 December 17, 2014

spoon burner

Spoon burner refers to one who is an intravenous drug abuser. Most intravenous drug abusers will 'cook up' their hit on a spoon using kitchen matches or a zippo lighter before drawing up the mixture into a syringe ready for injection.

Spoon Burner (under the infuence) - have ye got 27 pence for ma train fair home mate.

Passer by - Get tae fuck ya mad spoon burner.

by Dool January 10, 2007

hot spoon

The spoon used for heating and dissolving heroin.

Demi Lovato always plays with her hot spoons

by Jihadi Trucker March 10, 2020