Muff Gruff

Short for muffin gruffin: also know as a queef or fanny fart. A fart from your downstairs mixer.

Did you just muff gruff? It stanks

by OfficialMuffGruff June 17, 2016

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.

Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.

by casualuk February 6, 2022

muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.

I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina

by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015

Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging

I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.

by Axon March 15, 2015

Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.

" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"

by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

by RetroThis May 4, 2012

jenner muff

A trans muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"

by byrdnuge September 25, 2015