Mitch

Someone with an inability to party

Colloquialism: Being a mitch

A person characterised by an inability to party

“I’m going to bed”

“Already? You’re such a Mitch”

by Notdeejay January 9, 2022

Mitch

Mitch is way better than Tim all things possible

Wow Mitch is such a better bloke than Tim

by GODALMIGHJTY October 24, 2022

mitch

hes great

"that guy is a mitch hes a great guy"

by amongus bumfuzzle June 8, 2022

Mitch

hottest male to ever exist and he is usually the hottest in his friend group. Everyone wants his massive dick but isnt popular enough to "hit his line"

Did you see that Mitch
Yeah hes so hot

by holy no plop May 23, 2021

Mitch

An Irish dude from Dublin your tipical self centered Dublin guy , but if you become close he will stand up for you . Plays rugby and has been in lots of fights ,went cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol to to be a camp counselor in America. Short but super muscular. Is kind of intimidating . Will stand in front of a door to make you take pain meds if you need them but don’t want them. Became a sailing instructor at a summer camp to help him get over his fear of water .

If you meet a mitch don’t lose him

Who is Mitch ? Oh he is my counselor friend

by Ukecamper2882 December 14, 2017

Mitch

A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (Because of Sen. Mitch McConnell and according to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)

McConnell's such a motherfuckin' mitch he voted against $2k Covid-19 stimulus checks just so he could get in bed with all the GOP senators.

Mitch better have my money!

by idkForgot January 1, 2021

papi mitch

A short guy who is always mad, but he is hot as FUCK.

Mathew: god I miss papi mitch

God: yeah he is super hot

by superh@tgirl August 7, 2022