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Trump Hump

The act of putting cheetos on your partners ass then slapping it creating an orange dust.
Andy was feeling freaky tonight so he decided to give his lover the TRUMP HUMP
by Kabab MAN September 30, 2020
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Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
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happy humping

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013
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Hump Trump

someone farting while another person if giving them anal
yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!
by TwilightNight01 September 10, 2016
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Lamb Humped

Someone who over uses a joke
Wow Ted, you lamb humped that joke to death...
by Rudy S. January 5, 2009
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Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!
by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014
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