bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 09, 2025

Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."

by pngtubers are cringe af June 20, 2022

Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022

Faraday Future

Your typical vaporware company that made it past the incubation and venture capitalist stage.

In fact they are so rare that you can't even find them in LA, California cause they're that rare.

This car company is very similar to what happened with Fisker Cars and Nikola Inc.

Faraday Future: is defined as the company that wanted to become Tesla after they were inspired by Rivian and Lucid.

What a colossal fuckup.

by AlphaEpsilon September 09, 2023

future keeper

Those that act to preserve resources to extend viability (particularly in the context of ecology).

The future keepers are a group of researchers belonging to a foundation that was established to work on alternative options for using non-renewable fuels.

by prik kee noo December 01, 2022

acting like future

made to reference the rapper "future", known for being nonchalant and toxic in relationships. this is used to describe people who fit those traits.

"i just broke up with my man and he's completely unbothered.."
"lmao he acting like future"

by lsadora January 21, 2024

Welcome to the future

Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.

It's lyrics are:

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024