Foxheimer's Disease

A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.

"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."

by Karaoke Joe December 15, 2011

Eyeasses disease

When the nerves in your eyes connect with the nerves in your ass and it gives you a shitty outlook in life.

I have this friends who always has a problem with something or someone l wish she would go in to see Dr. Dick Head , im pretty sure he would diagnoise her as having eyeasses disease.

by Sweetbeet April 2, 2017

fiend disease

The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).

Bro my throat hurts so bad after last night, I think I have fiend disease.

by Willie G ~ 336 Gang March 23, 2019

captain disease

Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!

by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023

Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013

lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

by Invincrono February 20, 2018

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018