Barking

In Scotland, Specifically in places like Glasgow or paisley, it is a word that is used to describe someone who is extremely unattractive.

“That bird I met last night was fucking barking mate”

Or

“Aww naw I’d never go out with him, he’s barking!”

by Yearsagotheytriedto;) September 1, 2022

Bark box

a Dog inside a box of wood chips

A bark box was on my front door and it was severely injured

by WoahderGodly May 13, 2022

Bark

A bark is a professional and highly expeirienced swimming coach. Bark comes from the moment you are competiting with someone in a race and the coach usually makes a sound close to a “bark” to tell you to start swimming.

“Ya my coach is such a bark i swear”

by We live in a society June 12, 2018

All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

Bark

Bark or Barking is the act of getting high with your dawgs. Typically, this is used to discretely ask your friends if they would like to get high in a shared space.

Friend 1: "I have the open tonight, want to come over and bark?"
Friend 2: "I'll have to go home and grab my bag if we're barking."

by Friendly Hisoka September 12, 2019

bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.

Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics

by McDiamond August 23, 2017