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backdoor handyman

were you receive a hand job from a person that is anal fisting a woman, while you are having vaginal intercourse with same woman.
these two degenerates love giving a backdoor handyman if you got the scratch ... or is that itch.
by Jp McSweeny July 10, 2020
mugGet the backdoor handymanmug.

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Backdoormug.

backdoor bandit

african american league of legends player who backdoors all game, usually referred to as backdoor bandit Pente
Backdoor bandit Pente is at it again.
by dalilfucker January 29, 2024
mugGet the backdoor banditmug.

Blow backdoor

The Art of Exhaling ones marijuana smoke into ones boyfriends gaping ass and allowing a third party to then sook it out for a secondary hit
I fancy a blow backdoor so Swedge you should exhale your draw into my gaping ass and allow gary to sook it out said Michael
by M4kka December 4, 2019
mugGet the Blow backdoormug.

Backdoor Johnson'ed

A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.
" We were having a great time until she "backdoor johnson'ed" me."
by TrueStory2-13 April 2, 2012
mugGet the Backdoor Johnson'edmug.

mega backdoor roth

In the same evening, if you make two deposits during anal sex.
I thought I was done for the night, but after my refractory period, I was able to finish off the evening with a mega backdoor roth
by weekend_at_waldos January 26, 2021
mugGet the mega backdoor rothmug.

backdoor stretcher

She came to my house looking for a backdoor stretcher
by The Vagician 315 December 17, 2014
mugGet the backdoor stretchermug.

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