man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study
by TextileSmartass November 02, 2014
To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.
"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"
"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."
"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."
by GenBean March 17, 2016
Sexy asian can crush you with his thighs like a hydraulic press, even tho he is asian his dick is ginormous he may only be 25% asian but he don’t act like it he can be very retarded but is actually smart probably the asian in him, he is also a fucking unit aka as a marksman in the pussy department he has many nicknames like Korean Jesus how amazing sexy asian can even suck his own dick how spectacular, he is pretty athletic at times he will beat your ass and leaving you left like tatties,he even has the odasic balls/cock to call every girl shawty what a fucking goat!!!!
by !!!Korean Jesus!!! April 21, 2022
by Red4728472 December 12, 2019
pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.
Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk
by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019
when 3 or more asians firmly grasp there acquaintances cocks and spit and twist until the male cums enough to form a wave like shape of cum towards there asian brothers while they slowly try and find out why they belong
by Vikingowen February 02, 2022
a factory or aftermarket spoiler on a small car which is strictly ornamental and does nothing for the performance of the vehicle.
by jimmy_d787 August 26, 2010