Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 14, 2018

hanz damage

Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.

"Hanz Damage you'll get the D later..."

by Hanz Damage February 19, 2018

Keegan Damage

When you have less than 500 damage at the end of a warzone rebirth game

Player 1 - 12 kills (3120 damage)
Player 2 - 6 kills (1590 damage)

Player 3 - 1 kill (320 damage)
Player 3 has (Keegan Damage)

by Lucky charm phenomenon August 06, 2021

Keegan Damage

Less than 500 damage by end of rebirth game

That man has Keegan damage

by DIXlE Rect August 02, 2021

brain damage

megan

your are the definition of brain damage

by katy perry? the third April 17, 2022

strucktural damage

Denotes major breaking and/or denting caused by getting impacted by some powerful force.

As much as da Three Stooges swatted and clobbered each other, it's a wonder dat they didn't suffer strucktural damage.

by QuacksO May 22, 2022

emotional damage

A word used to describe people that are sad

"you"
"when your dad beats you but you didn't do anything EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

by sad depresson May 06, 2022