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school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
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hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.
12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"
by nintengeek May 2, 2011
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french teacher

a teacher that is so incredibly bad and yells at you for no reason, she takes joy in yelling at kids and always gives attitude
saif: yo did you see my new teacher
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7
by valval5 May 1, 2021
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Waddle Teacher

A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.
Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
by Mr.WoeBeGone February 4, 2021
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Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020
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Teacher Hunting

1. When a group of students search the nearby Walmart’s and gas stations for teachers buying/smoking drugs.
2. When a group of students use the way back machine to look at party photos of their teachers from 2008, the pictures are usually found on old Facebook and Instagram pages and contain explicit content.
Person1; “hey did you see that Michael went teacher hunting and found a photo of ms. Smith in a wet teeshirt contest”
Person2; “no way it tops the time we saw mr Williams buying coke in the parking lot of the TJ Max
by Southparksuperfan319 March 13, 2022
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Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader September 5, 2015
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