testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.

My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

testicular smash

When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.

“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”

by Palace guard May 4, 2018

testicle beads

Testicle beads is a process of first having anal sex, then switching to vaginal while inserting the "sack" into the now wide anus. The woman then tenses up making the hole small again and then you yank your sack out and it makes two popping sounds

I want to try testicle beads with my girlfriend, but I would feel so disgusting doing it

by Foliscious June 27, 2018

testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.

Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.

by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018

Testicularexplodoses

Tes-tic-u-lar-explod-oses

Beating your dick too much could result in a condition known as testicularexplodoses in which all of the sperm cells would explode out of the testicles in a similar fashion to a frag grenade.

Coroner 1: Yup there's evidence of intense masterbation.

Coroner 2: Damn we lost another one to Testicularexplodoses.

by YaBoiDark December 15, 2018

Testicular Eclipse

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.

Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!

by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019

Testicular infection

Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.

Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?

Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!

by Piggy_Master603 June 22, 2019