North Atlantic Terrorist Organization

The largest terror group in the world, it has destroyed many third world countries during and post cold war. Its main goal is spreading imperialism as it is the most important American/Western interest.

"What does NATO stand for? Wrong answers only."
"North Atlantic Terrorist Organization."
"I said wrong answers only, North Atlantic Terrorist Organization is the largest terror group in the world."

by nar_nn August 13, 2022

terrorist

Someone who goes by the name Suria Nijjer

Someone who is from a foreign country who insists on causing harm

Person 1: what do you call those things that drop bombs

Person 2: Suria Nijjer

Is being like Suria Nijjer a bad thing

yes since she’s from a foreign country and insists on causing harm like a terrorist

by lumfow January 29, 2022

Social Terrorist

Individuals or groups who apply premeditated, politically motivated use of force, violence, or online harassment/doxing against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a Government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of extreme left-leaning political or social objectives”. Also known as Social Justice Warriors.

They were cancelled on Twitter by Social Terrorists who found out they voted for President Trump

by BanthaMan March 10, 2021

LRAD terrorist

A person that uses a long-range acoustic device (LRAD) onto people. They set the volume low to avoid detection by

bystanders. The person is given information about the target, and uses it to program speaking scripts for the LRAD to beam into the target. It makes the target think they are schizophrenic and being persecuted.

"I love my job for justice. I scare and harass people using an LRAD. There are so many people in the mental hospital now because of me. But I would never admit that I am an LRAD terrorist."

by fangedWu March 13, 2025

crusader terrorist

A Person (usually white) who is proud of colonialism and denounces and denies the fact that it ever harmed anybody. Usually a Right-Wing entitled Young White Guy.

Person 1: Hey man, colonialism hurt a lot of people.
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!

by Fautmumu November 13, 2020

or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.

Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.

by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024

touchtone terrorist

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.

Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.

by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022