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school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
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hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.
12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"
by nintengeek May 2, 2011
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teachers ass

You can tell shes never done squats, because she has serious teachers ass.
by Things that justin says September 16, 2017
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teacher revenge

assigning a long, tedious, difficult assignment worth a large percentage of the grade to get back at students for pissing off the teacher
Teacher revenge is an unspoken practice valued by teachers for the pleasure derived from the satisfaction of making students pay for the difficulties and pain they have caused.
by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
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Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020
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Teacher Hunting

1. When a group of students search the nearby Walmart’s and gas stations for teachers buying/smoking drugs.
2. When a group of students use the way back machine to look at party photos of their teachers from 2008, the pictures are usually found on old Facebook and Instagram pages and contain explicit content.
Person1; “hey did you see that Michael went teacher hunting and found a photo of ms. Smith in a wet teeshirt contest”
Person2; “no way it tops the time we saw mr Williams buying coke in the parking lot of the TJ Max
by Southparksuperfan319 March 13, 2022
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Devil teacher

When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.
Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher
by Cocosharky75 June 4, 2016
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