al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true

Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked

by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022

bloody tampon popsicle

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.

"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

by CUNT FUCKER March 09, 2005

Anal Seepage Tampon

A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.

After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.

by HillBilly Hitmen February 03, 2008

Tampon Dick Fart

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.

I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."

by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2008

Tampon Ten

Illest bad ass underground un-signed group in the UK. Something heard of a big project going down in summer, all top secret.

It's tampon Ten, minus the one we be packing the nines, Soldier and Mr Cypha-grimes, droppin rhymes, all the times.

by Confidential March 28, 2004

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

by spinservegin September 23, 2011

Irish Tampon

When you take a nice Irish Lass, and put her naked body up in the air. Then you take a nice bottle of irish wiskey and put in her clean shaven pussy and shake it. Then you put your mouth around her clean shaven pussy and suck it out.

Karina was so hot last nite and we were in the mood for an Irish Tampon. Man did it taste so good. I just love those Irish tampons.

by Frank M Smith October 18, 2009