Fly Swagger

For killing giant fuck off aussie spiders.

please send industrial fly swagger

by Perry Rezz Winkle January 6, 2019

Swagger

The ultimate life form, you cannot compete with a swagger. Swaggers are the better life form. You are a not swagger, the swagger is swag... We all know a swagger, the question is do the swaggers know they are swag too?

-“Hey you heard of the new kid in school?”
-“Oh hell yeah, they’re a swagger man.”

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.

Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.

by Kihlba November 20, 2023

The Ohio swagger

It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.

During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.

by Texashandshake April 2, 2024

swaggers

the perfect word, when poggers and swag kiss

‘what have you been doing in quarantine?’
‘literally just watching minecraft hardcore. nothing else.’
‘hey dude, that’s pretty swaggers 🔥😎’

by woahwoof December 15, 2020

Swagger

A type of confidence that only the coolest people feel especially when there felling confident.

Hey Timmy, your real swagger

by DIRTYRAT October 12, 2019