Gay Stress

When a man can’t have his homosexual intercourse so he starts getting stressed out such as being mad at friends and family for not giving his daily blowjob to his lover

“Leave me alone mom I have gay stress”

by The super saiyan 3 December 4, 2023

dress-stress

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.

My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!

by Spazmatism December 8, 2022

Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.

I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

stress pack

A huge amount of stress someone has to carry around for a long period of time.

My friend said I am a stress pack.

by Never Milk Kangaroos's friend September 2, 2017

Stress

Grades.

School is giving me too much stress.

by AndersonTokington March 11, 2019

Stressed-off

Stressed and pissed off. Stress that is caused by being angry, or an equal combination of irritated and overwhelmed.

This deadline is unreasonable. I’m so stressed-off!

by Write it to right it. June 28, 2018

stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022