Shite

One of the two main branches of Islam, the other being Sunni. The majority of people in Iraq and Iran are Shite muslims, but the Shite muslims are vastly out-numbered in the world by the Sunni. The Sunni believe Mohammad should have picked his own successor, the Shite believe it should have been Ali, the nephew of Mohammad, so they have been killing each other for about 700 years now over this.

The Shites, once an oppressed minority in Iraq, now control the government, and have increased the influence of the Iranian Shites in the Middle-East.

by nicodagger March 2, 2009

shite

substitute for shit

Shite! i forgot to tell him.

by D5 January 29, 2003

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

by joeyjee October 15, 2007

Shite

A little bit shit.

"The train does not come for another 45 minutes".

"Well that's shite".

by Urban Exec July 15, 2016

shitelepathy

The link between two people when one knows the other one is about to shit there pants. Often one has a dream about shitting there own pants at the time the other is actually shitting their pants.

Kim: I had a dream last night where I shit my pants....
Chris: Whoa... I shit my pants last night
Kim: Must be shitelepathy

by chrispants July 16, 2011

Shitero

A shit well: an excavation or structure created in the ground by digging, driving, boring or drilling to dispose of your fecal matter (excrement/shit) from your anus.

-Ero is mexican derived

DAVIS: "Bruh!! I gotz to go's use dah restroom.. i gotz to go shit!!!!"

RANDOM STRANGER: "TMI!!! Dude!! ..The fuck is wrong with YOU?!?!"

MARIO: "Hey, Davis you wanna come down and use my shitero?"

DAVIS: Yeeeh!! Bruh!! Cause I aintz got nowherez else to go!! U a lyfe saveh (saver)!!!" _________________________________________________

MOM: "Lucy, go out clean the shitero!!!"

LUCY: "But moooom!!!"

by Maris/Madea May 11, 2011

shite-burger

The way to order a cheeseburger in Hungary. "sajt" (pronounced like "shite") means cheese.

Cashier: Teség?
Customer: Shite-burger.
Cashier: Persze. (she hands you a cheeseburger)

by Király October 23, 2011