Here’s a story about sex that’s actually really hot and that’s not fucking trash like most other sex stories on urban dictionary. Lily’s best friend, Valentina was going to come over in 5 minutes. Lily was quite horny, though. She wished this feeling would go away. Lily lay on her bed, nearly steaming hot, and sweating, nearly moaning at the thought of being fucked. She was so lost in the feeling, that when she heard the doorbell ring she was quite startled. She quickly hobbled down the stairs and opened the door to see her friend, Valentina. Lily instantly started blushing. Valentina looked really sexy. Lily instantly pulled Valentina in for a kiss. They let their tongues swirl around and dance with each other, and Lily let out a soft moan. They both knew what was next. Valentina put Lily down on the couch and started undressing her. Valentina gasped in delight as she stared at Lily’s body. Lily’s breasts were very big, perky and round. Valentina immediately lowered her head into Lily’s breast, rolling around her sensitive buds in her mouth. Lily let a series of moans escape her mouth as Valentina sucked on her breasts. Then, Valentina lowered her head down to start eating Lily’s pussy. She swirled her tongue around her gummy walls, making Lily let out series of moans, growing louder and louder. “AHH! I think i’m gonna cum!” Lily shouted. Lily came into Valentina’s mouth.
(sorry i hate the fuckin character limit) “You naughty little slut,” Valentina said, lifting her head, cum dripping from her mouth. Then, Valentina started rubbing her pussy against Lily’s pussy. Their moans grew increasingly louder. The room felt so hot, it felt as if they were both about to melt. Their pussies created so much friction. But just as they were both about to cum, Valentina’s phone started ringing. Valentina grunted in frustration and picked up the phone. A few minutes later, Valentina set her phone down, frustrated. “I have to go home, my parents need me to help with some bullshit chores. I’ll fuck you again soon.” And just before Lily could open her mouth to protest, she heard the door open and shut. Lily moaned in frustration, upset that her amazing sex story had to end this way. She wished it hadn’t had to end so early.
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- An elaborate chat room, decorated by mushrooms and retards. -
You know those annoying little girls next door that never stop screaming?
You know those spiky haired blonde boys down the street, whose wealthy WASP parents and, far too busy to monitor how big of a fat bastard asswipe, that their kids are turning into, between SUV trips to soccer practice?
You know that group of screeching sixteen year old's who won't shut the fuck up about Naruto?
You know that jail bait whose profile picture is a conveniently faceless, cropped image of her Punky Brewster quality, early bloomer tits but, has a personality attached to a presence that you'd gladly replace with a starving, feral weasel up your own ass?
You know that Azn kid who screams "Pinoy Powa, Kstyle4lyfe!" and totally pwns nubs with broken English, all the time?
The one who wants to grow up to be a professional video game fighter?
The one who can "cancel" and "exploit" his way, out of nine incoming fireballs but, not his parent's basement?
You know that -begging to be punched in the throat-fucker, in the knit cap, and a short sleeve shirt, over a long sleeve shirt, over a short sleeve shirt, with his bangs covering his eyes in all the pouty, poorly angled, slightly out of focus, poorly lit, cel phone shots of himself in the bathroom, on his barely readable due to a shitty font on top of a shittier background-TKO'ed Myspace?
You know that seventeen year old, who spikes his hair like Goku and runs up and down the street, shooting imaginary Kamehameha's at passing cars?
You know that chode, who will be inevitably ganking lowbies in the starter areas of World of Warcraft a few years from now, with seemingly impossible, diminished grammar?
You know the kids that you'd put aside your possible love of children and/or innocence to crush into a ball of dripping flesh and compressed bone, with your bare hands, if it were physically plausible and legally acceptable?
Well guess what Nancyboy, they're all here! Yeehawww!
And you can't touch 'em!
Did I mention the mods are biased shit bags who favor nexon cash users and their own friends?
Do you like the idea of a poorly controlled game of right and left moving, big headed retards, pressing the three attack buttons endlessly to level up with a system that only rewards the lifeless wasted time of a nation of people who have been known to die playing games for too long?
Do you like the idea of getting "pwned" by a fourteen year old boy, who is simultaneously tapping his super attacks while jamming his dick into the face of his little sister's Barbie doll -whose best and, only material, is "lol n00b phayle u mad"?
Do want to hang out with little kids who just discovered 4chan?
Do you want a message board so bad, that viewing it has, more or less, the same affect as opening the Arc of the Covenant with the sole intent on using it as a makeshift toilet?
Do you like the idea of slaughtering the same poorly drawn monkey and his family repeatedly for a month just for half a level?
Do you have absolutely no other responsibilities or activities with which to "dedicate" yourself to? Would you then be interested in dedicating yourself to a video game? How about a really shitty one?
Enjoy crap?
Then sign up for MS today!
You know those annoying little girls next door that never stop screaming?
You know those spiky haired blonde boys down the street, whose wealthy WASP parents and, far too busy to monitor how big of a fat bastard asswipe, that their kids are turning into, between SUV trips to soccer practice?
You know that group of screeching sixteen year old's who won't shut the fuck up about Naruto?
You know that jail bait whose profile picture is a conveniently faceless, cropped image of her Punky Brewster quality, early bloomer tits but, has a personality attached to a presence that you'd gladly replace with a starving, feral weasel up your own ass?
You know that Azn kid who screams "Pinoy Powa, Kstyle4lyfe!" and totally pwns nubs with broken English, all the time?
The one who wants to grow up to be a professional video game fighter?
The one who can "cancel" and "exploit" his way, out of nine incoming fireballs but, not his parent's basement?
You know that -begging to be punched in the throat-fucker, in the knit cap, and a short sleeve shirt, over a long sleeve shirt, over a short sleeve shirt, with his bangs covering his eyes in all the pouty, poorly angled, slightly out of focus, poorly lit, cel phone shots of himself in the bathroom, on his barely readable due to a shitty font on top of a shittier background-TKO'ed Myspace?
You know that seventeen year old, who spikes his hair like Goku and runs up and down the street, shooting imaginary Kamehameha's at passing cars?
You know that chode, who will be inevitably ganking lowbies in the starter areas of World of Warcraft a few years from now, with seemingly impossible, diminished grammar?
You know the kids that you'd put aside your possible love of children and/or innocence to crush into a ball of dripping flesh and compressed bone, with your bare hands, if it were physically plausible and legally acceptable?
Well guess what Nancyboy, they're all here! Yeehawww!
And you can't touch 'em!
Did I mention the mods are biased shit bags who favor nexon cash users and their own friends?
Do you like the idea of a poorly controlled game of right and left moving, big headed retards, pressing the three attack buttons endlessly to level up with a system that only rewards the lifeless wasted time of a nation of people who have been known to die playing games for too long?
Do you like the idea of getting "pwned" by a fourteen year old boy, who is simultaneously tapping his super attacks while jamming his dick into the face of his little sister's Barbie doll -whose best and, only material, is "lol n00b phayle u mad"?
Do want to hang out with little kids who just discovered 4chan?
Do you want a message board so bad, that viewing it has, more or less, the same affect as opening the Arc of the Covenant with the sole intent on using it as a makeshift toilet?
Do you like the idea of slaughtering the same poorly drawn monkey and his family repeatedly for a month just for half a level?
Do you have absolutely no other responsibilities or activities with which to "dedicate" yourself to? Would you then be interested in dedicating yourself to a video game? How about a really shitty one?
Enjoy crap?
Then sign up for MS today!
by Lig Na Baste August 18, 2009
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The only thing people call each other in this game is a "noob" even though they are unaware of what the true meaning of noob is. If you're a low level, you're a noob, not a newb. Because of the vast majority of stupid people, this is a very common mistake.
Also don't expect for trades to go very well, everybody on the game wants trades to be done quickly, and they don't even bother to negotiate, they just close the trade if they don't like the price. If you offer too high, they call you a noob, if you offer too low, the rip you off, so in order to get the best deal you have to have no life and remmeber all the prices and whenever they change.
The only thing people call each other in this game is a "noob" even though they are unaware of what the true meaning of noob is. If you're a low level, you're a noob, not a newb. Because of the vast majority of stupid people, this is a very common mistake.
Also don't expect for trades to go very well, everybody on the game wants trades to be done quickly, and they don't even bother to negotiate, they just close the trade if they don't like the price. If you offer too high, they call you a noob, if you offer too low, the rip you off, so in order to get the best deal you have to have no life and remmeber all the prices and whenever they change.
Dumbass: "LOL U R A NOOB"
Smartass:"Only a true noob would talk like that"
Dumbass: "LOLOLOL FCK U NOOB FACE"
Smartass: "You're just making yourself look stupid, dumbass"
9/10 people on Maple Story act like that
Smartass:"Only a true noob would talk like that"
Dumbass: "LOLOLOL FCK U NOOB FACE"
Smartass: "You're just making yourself look stupid, dumbass"
9/10 people on Maple Story act like that
by Maple Hater April 24, 2006
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Samantha had just made it home from school. It was a Friday and her parents were out of town for the weekend. She called her boyfriend, Mike," Come over."
He knocked a bit later. Samantha opened the door . She was wearing a lacy bra and a matching thong. She could see Mike's dick bulge . Samantha led him to her room. Inside, there was a box filled with a lot of bondage toys. "Tie me up, Mike." She said in a soft voice, grabbing at his shirt. Mike handcuffed her arms and legs to the bed, blindfolded her and gagged her. Mike ripped off his shirt and pants, revealing his dick. He tore off her thong and started licking her opening, rubbing his tongue around, but making sure not to penetrate. He reached up and groped her breasts at the same time, feeling every little bit of flesh and skin beneath his hands. He felt her toes curl up a bit. He started moving up her body, licking and kissing until he got the her breasts. He tore through the bra with his teeth and sucked on Samantha's hard nipples, biting them a bit. Without any warning, he penetrated Samantha and she tightened her body. He went in and out, faster and faster. She tried to scream through the gag. Her pussy pulsed around his cock and he started to slow down. He took off her blindfold and gag, and she had a wild look in her eyes. "More. " She whispered. He shoved the whole thing in and she screamed.
They continued their wild sex for hours. Mike's friend Ty even came over and joined.
Samantha had just made it home from school. It was a Friday and her parents were out of town for the weekend. She called her boyfriend, Mike," Come over."
He knocked a bit later. Samantha opened the door . She was wearing a lacy bra and a matching thong. She could see Mike's dick bulge . Samantha led him to her room. Inside, there was a box filled with a lot of bondage toys. "Tie me up, Mike." She said in a soft voice, grabbing at his shirt. Mike handcuffed her arms and legs to the bed, blindfolded her and gagged her. Mike ripped off his shirt and pants, revealing his dick. He tore off her thong and started licking her opening, rubbing his tongue around, but making sure not to penetrate. He reached up and groped her breasts at the same time, feeling every little bit of flesh and skin beneath his hands. He felt her toes curl up a bit. He started moving up her body, licking and kissing until he got the her breasts. He tore through the bra with his teeth and sucked on Samantha's hard nipples, biting them a bit. Without any warning, he penetrated Samantha and she tightened her body. He went in and out, faster and faster. She tried to scream through the gag. Her pussy pulsed around his cock and he started to slow down. He took off her blindfold and gag, and she had a wild look in her eyes. "More. " She whispered. He shoved the whole thing in and she screamed.
They continued their wild sex for hours. Mike's friend Ty even came over and joined.
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Person a: So I went to the mall.
Person b: ....and?
Person a: Thats it.
Person b: Are you fucking serious, a fucking Danielle story?
Person b: ....and?
Person a: Thats it.
Person b: Are you fucking serious, a fucking Danielle story?
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