poo sheet

A sheet, on which one may wipe one's poo.

"Abi, you used the last poo sheet! Hand me one will you?"

by SallyBean January 10, 2009

trick sheet

A sheet that prostitutes put on their bed before a "date" to prevent their bed linens from becoming soiled. They are discarded after each date and refreshed before the next "date."

That guys not even worthy of the term douche bag, trick sheet is more like it.

by tahoedrew October 9, 2008

Queen Sheet

English Currency.

'Are you out tonight?'

'No, I'm low on Queen Sheet'

by Los Bros Hennos April 5, 2009

dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.

Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.

by The Jokess April 25, 2009

tweet skeet

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.

1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."

by suyinmei August 22, 2009

Skankee Sheets

The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up.

Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!

Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over.

by IndieGal03 October 27, 2011

skype skeet

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.

I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.

by 1129 October 24, 2011