Doctor Status

When someone you know or are related to works at a doctors office and owns high end goods many of which are only affordable by somone with a doctors pay.

That $600 Element BBQ you got is "Doctor Status"

Doctor Status by sea net playa November 5, 2012

kingpin status

Noun. The status of being a kingpin. The ultimate status for a Hustler, Pimp, Playa, or combination of the above. Comes from the legal terminology used in the prosecution of leaders of criminal orginizations engaged in conspiracy.

On the very streets Cipher was raised he attained kingpin status.

kingpin status by Suvonoge August 11, 2008

2.0 Status 

1. n. When a young boy finally becomes a man and taps some serious ass.

2. adj. A sexually liberated state of existence. Baller.

"Last night at exactly 4:32 am Alex conclusively reached 2.0 Status..."

2.0 Status by Brother Johnny April 8, 2008

Subliminal Facebook status 

Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.

I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."

Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"

Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"

Subliminal Facebook status by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011

Will Smith Status 

The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it.

Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.

Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.

If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."

The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"

Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.

Will Smith Status by THEBOSS2010 October 23, 2011

hong status 

1) someone that easily forgets things.

2) the status you give someone that is horrible at somehting physical. Mostly dance or running.
(can be heard at Jams)

1) Man, I forgot to bring the weed. Hong Status.

2) Isn't that the guy that is pro at breaking? Nope, Hong Status right there.

hong status by Rimajeul April 8, 2009

Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.

An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night

Repetitive status syndrome by Flying Z March 1, 2011