An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
Get the Houston Staring Competition mug.A moment in which you wake up to prepare for school but momentarily stare into space as you sit on the edge of your bed, accepting the fact you have to go to school.
by CubedIce August 27, 2019
Get the The Acceptance Stare mug.A term used to describe when a person, most likely with a history in fine arts, stares at a person for an uncomfortably long amount of time, and may even appear angry. In reality they are squinting at a person's features trying to figure out their proportions, without realizing that they are doing so.
Person A: "Mr. G kept staring at me yesterday, I think I'm in trouble."
Person B: "He does that to everyone, he has 'Artist Stare syndrome."
Person B: "He does that to everyone, he has 'Artist Stare syndrome."
by FlametheSeraph March 29, 2021
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Get the Staring into the deep blue mug.A type of stare that was created by AI generated memes featuring Balenciaga collaborating with movie or television franchises such as Harry Potter. The stare features multiple long blinks and a slightly open mouth and a tilted head.
“Bro why do you keep giving me that Balenciaga stare” Or
“I can do a better balenciaga stare than you”
“I can do a better balenciaga stare than you”
by King Knucks April 18, 2023
Get the Balenciaga stare mug.An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.
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