Starbucks

Where you go when you give up on life and have a hangover

Hey dude let go to starbucks I’m hungover

by Brosita October 20, 2019

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Starbucks

They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.

Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you

by mxcha.lxtte May 31, 2022

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starbucks bae

A Friend that you always go to Starbucks with

10th time we have gone to Starbucks together we are now STARBUCKS BAES

by I_is_kenzie September 18, 2016

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Starbucks

A coffee shop where dumb white girls go and to just brag about having it

"have you seen Samantha?"

"No. I think she's at Starbucks with Chelsey and Emily"

by Sarene. April 23, 2018

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The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.

Starter: THESE DRINKS SUCK.
Victim: I think this is Not Safe For Starbucks.

by burn your fat January 8, 2025

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Starbucks employees

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!

Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

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