Skip to main content

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.
A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.
by Mzilla November 19, 2010
mugGet the Splooge Spongemug.

sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"
Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag
by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016
mugGet the sponge bagmug.

anal sponge

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.
Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"
by JohnToaster December 3, 2011
mugGet the anal spongemug.

fun sponge

Somebody who soaks the fun out of everything.
Damn, Jeff is such a fun sponge. Hw won't even let me fuck his sister.

At first I thought you were cool but you ended up being a fun sponge.
by Sedia Bonsu December 16, 2007
mugGet the fun spongemug.

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub
mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry
by matt March 7, 2004
mugGet the sponge monkeymug.

Sponge fuck

Sponge fucking is where you get a lot of seamen and soak it up with a sponge, then squeeze it out inside a vagina as a way of artificial insemination
Yesterday, me and my wife Jenifer tried sponge fucking as an alternative to regular sex
by civeret August 17, 2010
mugGet the Sponge fuckmug.

The Sponge Bob

a seemingly easy sexual maneuver in which 4-8 men ejaculate onto a womens head. she then rings the remainder of ejaculate out of her hair as if it were a sponge
Hey did you see shaneequa, we totally gave her "The Sponge Bob" the other night
by Corshanomics November 1, 2010
mugGet the The Sponge Bobmug.

Share this definition