by Omg that girl January 28, 2014
Get the split poomug. by Dicktionary Corner December 31, 2020
Get the Cornish Splitmug. Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle
Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
Guillermo: Half up, half down.
N: Also known as...?
G: Half down, half up?
N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 2, 2023
Get the saratoga splitmug. Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018
Get the Split a Tangerinemug. “I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”
by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022
Get the Lickety splitmug. by j8886 December 7, 2011
Get the Split Cupcakemug. When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”
by The danster August 17, 2018
Get the Banana splitmug.