sock spider

Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.

I had a sock spider last night, it scared the heck outta me!

by Summo777 May 21, 2021

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.

I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.

by Spidera June 26, 2012

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

Spider-Byte

The Spider-man of (Earth-22191)

In a world where people spend their lives online using virtual reality avatars, a young woman named Margo decided to hack the system and create her own spider-powered avatar to fight crime in cyberspace. Recieved popularity from the movie Spider-man: Across the Spider-Verse.

Spider-Byte is so cool!! She can teleport!?

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

by calven March 21, 2003