Sneakbadger

A person/persons who play(s) Tiger Woods and some how manage to obtain green status even though they were blatently going to end up in the "Spinach Patch"

J-mo, how the fuck did u end up on the green then, you Sneakbadger!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

Sneakasack

The act of sneaking up behind someone, throwing a large cloth over them, tying the ends together and proceeding to drag them around while tied up

tevin just got sneakasacked by clay... it was uber funny

by captainslapaho January 11, 2011

Sneakeramaniiac

Someone that’s about that sneaker life. Always on top of all the new releases and makes sure his collect is clean. Never leaves shoes unworn just sitting in box. You’ll never catch a sneakeramaniiac repeating the same pair twice in a week.
If you need to know more check twitter sneakeramaniiac

Damn look a that sneakeramaniiac he’s always got the newest released sneaks!
Everyday is a different shoe.

by Sneakeramaniiac January 9, 2020

tweaker sneaker

The shoes worn by meth heads, but the term could be broadened to include junkies or crackheads. Ugly, blocky, generic white shoes with tattered shoe laces that look like the tweaker barely even bothered to tie them. Tweaker sneakers are covered in dirt and various bodily fluids.

Get some new shoes you bummy lookin' motherfucker! Those kicks look like tweaker sneakers!

by money mike 305 November 6, 2009

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

poop sneakers

Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop

Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop

by Pnkldy November 7, 2013

Quarter Back Sneak

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.

Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!

by sean voyle November 8, 2007