SlumberJacking

The act of dozing off while masturbating, or jerking off while asleep.

“My boyfriend’s great at slumberjacking, he really knows how to handle wood while he saws logs.”

by PostModernValkyrie June 4, 2018

Knuckle slugs

Performing the art of masturbation whilst showering and finding a pair of seamen based salty sea slugs on your knuckles.

"Jeez Mark you had a long shower this morning, are you sure you weren't rubbing out a couple of knuckle slugs?"

by StrackerZ July 25, 2014

ShumShum

The name given to one of the most alcoholic people in this world who drinks until he is red in the face (literally) , and then tries to deny his drunkness when its an obv that he's fucked up outta his mind and is at the point of extreme unconsciousness that he often chooses to roll on the ground or fall asleep on couches while others taunt him in his sleepyness. Sometimes he even tries to ride bikes, but I mean comeon if you arent allowed to drink and drive then drinking and ridig a bike should be illegal too. like DWR (Drinking While Riding). The term ShumShum should only be given as a name to others who also act in these same childish manners.

Joe: "Holy shit what is that kid doing ?"
Don: " He's rolling on the floor, and his face looks like a tomato that's freshly grown on a beautiful farm by the farmer and his family!"
Joe: " Wow , what a ShumShum"

by don4294 December 5, 2010

Long Island Slumber Party

Making love in a 7-11 bathroom for free scratchers.

Dude, these chicks came in at 3am and we totally had a Long Island Slumber Party... you're gonna have to clean the coffee maker.

by D.L. Sloth March 8, 2011

slum

Something that someone says when they are excited, looking to be annoying, or just being awesome. It is also a versatile word, used for anger, happiness or anger. Synonyms can be added to make it cool. Ex. Slumtastic, Slumeriffic. Even words such as slumblebee, aslumni.

That shrt is slummy
I love slum!

by heylookitswill May 15, 2009

Slams

The often (but little) used & incorrect title for the street game
Wall-E.

Wall-E plays like a game of squash but is played with the feet and a football. Players get knocked out in turn as they miss the ball when it rebounds off the wall.
Some peple get confused when thinking that Slams is the correct name for this game.

by regdaB January 29, 2009

slumber party

Its like that, but you're supposed to do something more depraved than shitting in a purse!

After the slumber party, I proceeded to stick various fruits and vegetables in her anus..

by JT the Shit!! September 16, 2008