Smashed smashed

1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

Sloshed

like two Weet-Bix in a litre of milk; that is now your body to blood alcohol level. Sloshed.
To be so drunk your now paralytic, nothing you say makes sense and gravity is now 100 X stronger

"Fuck it, let's get sloshed!"

by Sloshedaf March 12, 2018

sloshed

a word commonly used by benny jaki when hes going on one

by fuck sir im getting sloshed on sunday

by john douse August 1, 2018

'Stashed

Defacing a portrait by applying a mustache.

"I 'stashed Whistler's Mother in art class today!"

by Bruce Wayne 00 August 26, 2018

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

Spashed

The term used for when a person jumps into a liquid but then dies shortly afterwards.

"Jason jumped into the pool and he spashed so hard that everyone fell over."

by JakWizardly November 17, 2018