stomach puddle

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach

I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself

by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003

stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)

man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Stomachable

Having to deal with coworkers and business associates that you would really rather not have to unless you were dead or your life depended on it.

The conference call today was barely stomachable that I had with Tony, Art & John.

by d-man with a plan January 8, 2010

Stomachy

when a person is laughing for a long period of time and they get strong stabbing pains in their stomach

Kerry: they are in my bread-bin
Lola: what?
Kerry: my bread-bin, duh?
Lola: dont you mean brethrin
Kerry: rofl, my bad
Lola: ~(laughing)~ i have a stomachy :(

by schuuuuu May 10, 2010

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

sito

stupid person

Jimithy: He is such a sito, he couldn't pass elementry school.

by TheOtherGuy13 October 13, 2016

Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper

A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.

One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp

Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.

Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.

This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!

"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!

by E. B. DeKalb July 11, 2011