Skip to main content

Vegas Shoes

Brand new shoes a girl buys with the only intention of looking hot in Las Vegas.
My girlfriend realized she forgot her Vegas shoes when we got to the hotel. I guess she'll have bare feet up in the air tonight.
by figbush May 1, 2013
mugGet the Vegas Shoesmug.

slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.
bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.
by crandlecooper January 24, 2009
mugGet the slimy shoemug.

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.
Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes
by stesaf June 28, 2022
mugGet the New Shoesmug.

Shoe goblins

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”
by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022
mugGet the Shoe goblinsmug.

Doody Shoes

Shoes that are customized on Nike.com to say doody on them. Or, shoes that are covered in shit.
http://usera.imagecave.com/Skylar/doodyshoes2.png

or

"Omg, I want those doody shoes"

ooorrr

"Oh crap, my shoes got soaked in shit."
by iCrap August 6, 2008
mugGet the Doody Shoesmug.

Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
mugGet the Shoe Ballsmug.

shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches
by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011
mugGet the shoe heavenmug.

Share this definition