Selfie Ninja

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.

"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "

by Buck Walter July 25, 2016

happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

by kanbay December 20, 2013

selfie fraud

When a girl uses filters, special lighting, contours and highlights her face to take a selfie but those who know her and see her in person know she's ugly ass hell.

-dude she's hot

-Nah bro she's on that selfie fraud

by Wild Gal March 21, 2017

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

by SuhDewd April 11, 2016

Shadow Selfie

A shadow selfie is a self portrait showing only the shadow of the photographer. This is generally used by shy people or those who have taken too many fine art courses and want to create a sense of mystery in their images or enhance their image and or ego.

At sunset, Ralph noticed that his shadow was cast across the landscape making him appear ten times taller than he really is. He therefore took a photograph, a shadow selfie, to put on his Facebook page to enhance his image among his Facebook followers.

by nosnowman January 26, 2014

selfie stick

a mono pod that holds mobile phone, tablet, iPad to use for taking selfie or group photo with

Let's take group photo with my selfie stick.

by TheOne_n_ONLY June 6, 2015

bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.

My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.

by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012