True Selfie

When a person takes a selfie without applying any make-up or cosmetics. A photo of your True Self

This chick took a true selfie of herself when she got up

by Scoffer July 18, 2014

happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

by kanbay December 20, 2013

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

by SuhDewd April 11, 2016

selfie fraud

When a girl uses filters, special lighting, contours and highlights her face to take a selfie but those who know her and see her in person know she's ugly ass hell.

-dude she's hot

-Nah bro she's on that selfie fraud

by Wild Gal March 21, 2017

selfie stick

a mono pod that holds mobile phone, tablet, iPad to use for taking selfie or group photo with

Let's take group photo with my selfie stick.

by TheOne_n_ONLY June 6, 2015

Shadow Selfie

A shadow selfie is a self portrait showing only the shadow of the photographer. This is generally used by shy people or those who have taken too many fine art courses and want to create a sense of mystery in their images or enhance their image and or ego.

At sunset, Ralph noticed that his shadow was cast across the landscape making him appear ten times taller than he really is. He therefore took a photograph, a shadow selfie, to put on his Facebook page to enhance his image among his Facebook followers.

by nosnowman January 26, 2014

bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.

My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.

by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012