(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.
WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.
WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.
Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"
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German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.
Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?
Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.
Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.
Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!
Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.
Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.
Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!
by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025
Get the schneeberg mug.German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.
Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?
Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.
Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.
Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!
Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.
Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.
Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!
by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025
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by friendlydino February 11, 2025
Get the Schmeel mug.A school yard slang term that was fostered in to reality at the play ground at Melton middle school in Louisiana. In this microcosm it was used to run up on a fellow class mate and yell SCHMEEE in there ear to incite a response for them to chase you and for you to run away startling the victim.(circa 1994 Milton, Louisiana.)
Taylor a truly rambunctious kid of sorts ran up to Tonya a girthy black chick screamed SCHMEEE from behind provoking Tonya to run at him and stumble over her feet.
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