Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.

Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .

by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020

Saw mill

When one drops so many logs on the toilet they look like theyre headed down river to a saw mill.

"Dude where have you been??!! Youve been in the roilet for a half hour!" "Sorry bro i was sending a bunch of logs down river to the saw mill."

by Idonthavenopseudom&m December 24, 2020

dirty saw

Dirty saw = A hot rod chainsaw,one that has been modified beyond its manufactures original intent. This includes but not limited to porting or opening up the exhaust port,Balancing the crank,cleaning up the ports in the head to allow for better fuel and air flow.

Why use a box store saw when you can really let the chips fly with a dirty saw or a hot saw. Box store chainsaw= chevette. hot saw or dirty saw= top fuel funny car!

by falconburn February 8, 2012

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.

“Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”

by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023

Yee Saw

A seesaw in which one participant of see-sawing is flung into the air.

Physics Teacher: "Using torque, at what velocity will Person A be flung into the air as a result of the motion of the Yee Saw"

by 1234567890asdfghjklzz November 29, 2018

Saw Con

"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!".

People who fall for ‘Sup Dog’ are the type of people that fall for this.

Aidan: Hey Synj, are you going to Saw Con?
Synjhin: What is Saw Con?
Ollie: Saw Con deez nuts!

by Rubbish_Dad March 22, 2025