El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.

Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 16, 2014

a Bernie Sanders mixtape

To have a Bernie Sanders mixtape means to have a mixtape that is very fire or good.

In order to have a Bernie Sanders mixtape you must
1. Have good rhyming techiniques
2. Run for prez
3. Have the word burn in ur name to show how fire it is
4. Want a better America

If you do not have all these requirments you are unable to have a Bernie Sanders mixtape.

Yo bro peep at my mixtape, Its as fire as a Bernie Sanders mixtape

by SIgabyTheMage January 17, 2017

running to the left of Bernie Sanders

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in Arizona

supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of Bernie Sanders.

by Sexydimma November 13, 2020

belt sander to the ball sack

When you smell like you just got a belt sander to the ball sack

"Wow Grassa you smell like a belt sander to the ball sack"

by Your a November 16, 2018

running to the left of Bernie Sanders

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in Arizona

supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of Bernie Sanders.

by Sexydimma February 03, 2020

bernie sanders dank meme stash

When you "Feel the Bern" and want to support Bernie Sanders through memes and political cartoons/short videos. Started as a facebook page. Ususally these are comparioson to Bernie being the better choice over Hillary Clinton or Trump. Also home to other political memes, like Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. Abriviated as BSDMS and not to be confused with BDSM

-Hey man, where can I find the meme that shows Bernie stances vs. Hillary.

-Go to the Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash.
-Oh those are funny. Is Ted Cruz really the Zodiac Killer...Thanks BSDMS

by Film Time February 29, 2016