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Cock swallow

When your friend shoves his cock down your throat as far as it will go and then you start to eat it while singing i want my mullet back
Dat bitchassness Fulton Skrobarcheck gave dt big smelly bitchass alex dragt the best cock swallow ever!
by Little chicken wang January 25, 2009
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play the flute and swallow the music

For a girl or guy to suck cock until her/his partner shoots his cum.
Ms. Celentano gives great head. She really can play the flute and swallow the music!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
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Shallow

christen chalmers. being the ultimate definition of gold digger. puts anna nicole smith to shame.
That shallow bitch just wants his money.
by christen chalmers March 7, 2005
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shallow

Master Tonberry has the best definition here, but it's not more than 90% of girls that are shallow. It's the full 100%.
Stupid shallow bitches. Just cuz someones short has to mean they have a small dick. WRONG bitches wrong!!!
by Adrian January 26, 2005
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Arizona Cactus Swallower

While in the act of receiving a blowjob commonly referred to as a b.j. or getting head, the blowjob recipient punches the blowjob giver in the nose. This will produce a large amount of blood which will be able to come out of the mouth if the giver spits. As the recipient blows his load at the same time the giver spits the blood on it, this action should produce a red bloody liquid on the penis. The recipient will then fuck the giver until the red is no longer present on the penis. (Has better effect when either of the participants has recently shaved their genital area, giving it the effect of a prickly cactus.)
I was mad at my bitch, so I gave her an Arizona Cactus Swallower.

Last night I tried the Arizona Cactus Swallower on this slut and she liked it.
by jizzman520 October 9, 2010
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Salowsky

Similar to: Boy genius, hope of Mankind.

This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.

A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar.

A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.

A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.

Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster.
"Thats typical Salowsky"

"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded"

"Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!"

"Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled."

"Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special."
by 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus December 12, 2008
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gem swallow

gem swallow:
slut,hor. A women(or man)who sucked the penus of an extremely rich man or a pimp.
"Suzy is a super gem swallow!"
by Rallyman July 28, 2006
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