The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.
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Taking a nap while everyone else is working, in the interest of health and safety. Especially relevant to tugboat captains.
Jay:"Where is Doug?"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
Tim:" Oh, he is taking a safety nap!"
Jay:" does he know we are loading a barge?"
Tim: "he knows!"
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If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
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